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It’s been over a year and a half of blogging! Hooray! C:

((gonna just hiatus for a while))

((things aren’t too good over at my place

see y’all in a few))

An Azure Meeting

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Blu pauses from taking a drink when he remembers another moment. “Okay so I’m walking in bot lane and I see Mister Lee Sin heading up the river, so I started chasing him only to get chased by mister taric and miss caitlyn.  I’m just sitting there wondering where my support is when they start attacking mister dragon.  Now he’s a good friend of mine so I’m sitting there thinking “oh you better back off! so I keep chasing them.  Then like a sign from the gods, Mister shen teleports to me and starts hammering away at them I couldn’t see what happened next though but I felt like a boss!” ((totally quoting this)) Blu’s tone begins to darken, “You know, we minions charge in every game, and we get nothing in return do we?”

((Saw that one coming!))

Siegette ooohed and aaahed as Blu told his story. She stared, eyes wide, entranced by the story of his adventures. “Wow, that sounds amazing. I’ve never been teleported to, not that I can remember. “The best story I’ve got was when that Yeti rider gave me his blood boiling power and then cast Promote on me. Oh the power. Shredding towers, blowing past the enemy. Good times.” Her face fell as Blu talked about the unfairness of the Fields. “It’s a hard life, I guess, but someone’s gotta do it. Where would they be without us? While payment or a reward would be welcome, why? The others are mindless and uncaring. I’ve only met a few other independents. It’s sad, really.”

“ahh but I got my little rebellion done!”  Blu said with pride as he reaches under his bed and pulls out a wriggle’s lantern.  Giggling, he explained, “I got this while they were switching out the shopkeepers, they didn’t even realize it was gone although there were some panic from some of the junglers … oops” Blu gave an evil chuckle, “Oh gods I’m turning into Veigar!” He realized, panicking a little.

"What! You sneaky little thief! That’s property of the League! If they knew, you would be in so much trouble." She chuckled, shaking her heaf in disbelief. "They got furious at me for not giving full gold to Miss Fortune once, the greedy pirate. Imagine the magic they’d nail you with if they found out." She stuck her hands in her pockets. "Ah, got any gear? I’m in need of some ideas for the Fields I would like to try." 

An Azure Meeting

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“That pesky voidling is a pain, isn’t he?  Well at least you’re not on the front lines with Mister Nasus chasing at you with his shiny Q like a dog on a leash.”  They both share a playful laugh, as they trade funny stories of their times on the rift to attempt to lighten the mood.  “You know what is the best feeling? hearing the announcer saying one of them gets executed!  Every time I hear it I have the biggest smile on my face minions 1, champions some ungodly number”

Siegette laughed, feeling her ribs ache with mirth. “It’s like they don’t know how strong we are. They think they can take us on one on one and they’re always surprised when they die. One time, we chased a Soraka all the way up the river and she died after she tried to hit us with bananas!” She wiped a tear away from her eyes. “Or when they get stuck on us and trip trying to run away. Never fails to make me smile.”

Blu pauses from taking a drink when he remembers another moment. “Okay so I’m walking in bot lane and I see Mister Lee Sin heading up the river, so I started chasing him only to get chased by mister taric and miss caitlyn.  I’m just sitting there wondering where my support is when they start attacking mister dragon.  Now he’s a good friend of mine so I’m sitting there thinking “oh you better back off! so I keep chasing them.  Then like a sign from the gods, Mister shen teleports to me and starts hammering away at them I couldn’t see what happened next though but I felt like a boss!” ((totally quoting this)) Blu’s tone begins to darken, “You know, we minions charge in every game, and we get nothing in return do we?”

((Saw that one coming!))

Siegette ooohed and aaahed as Blu told his story. She stared, eyes wide, entranced by the story of his adventures. “Wow, that sounds amazing. I’ve never been teleported to, not that I can remember. “The best story I’ve got was when that Yeti rider gave me his blood boiling power and then cast Promote on me. Oh the power. Shredding towers, blowing past the enemy. Good times.” Her face fell as Blu talked about the unfairness of the Fields. “It’s a hard life, I guess, but someone’s gotta do it. Where would they be without us? While payment or a reward would be welcome, why? The others are mindless and uncaring. I’ve only met a few other independents. It’s sad, really.”

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who exactly is doran and why are we buying his stuff?

Space Creatures

harro today i teech you about doran

doran is reely a duck

his friend es gooby

he lieks to make toyz for little kids

wink wink

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Blu was taken back by the honesty to her secret plans.  He thought for a moment and snickered.  “Miss siegette, if you wanted to blow yourself up, you should have gone to Mister Ziggs :P you have to be careful with that.  I think I learned the hard way …” He said scratching his head, “I can’t remember much of what goes on in the field.  My memory and emotions of the events on the field are hidden from me, sort of like a wall in my mind, my father gave it to me, he said it would protect me from myself, although I ddon’t know to this day what he meant by that.”  Blu sat back against the wall with a sigh.

“Hey! You can’t complain! You don’t have have to get hextech powder out of your ride everytime he tosses a bomb at you! I’d rather just have a fast machine than an explosive one.” She chuckled, pushing a stray lock of hair behind her mask. “Death by the bomb, not a fun way to go out…” She trailed off slowly.

“I don’t remember much of the Fields either. Bits and pieces really. Mostly I’m just in the shop, fixing Karen after yet another disastrous tower push. I’m still finding Icathian slime in my gears after Kog’Maw detonated right in my face!” She laughed softly, trying to lift the quickly falling mood. “I guess we could go mad, such a mindless yet bloody life. Minion Madness, they call it.”

“That pesky voidling is a pain, isn’t he?  Well at least you’re not on the front lines with Mister Nasus chasing at you with his shiny Q like a dog on a leash.”  They both share a playful laugh, as they trade funny stories of their times on the rift to attempt to lighten the mood.  “You know what is the best feeling? hearing the announcer saying one of them gets executed!  Every time I hear it I have the biggest smile on my face minions 1, champions some ungodly number”

Siegette laughed, feeling her ribs ache with mirth. “It’s like they don’t know how strong we are. They think they can take us on one on one and they’re always surprised when they die. One time, we chased a Soraka all the way up the river and she died after she tried to hit us with bananas!” She wiped a tear away from her eyes. “Or when they get stuck on us and trip trying to run away. Never fails to make me smile.”

((You Know You’re a LoL Geek…))

((When you draw out the entire mastery table (complete with numbers and pictures) to explain it to your low-level friends.))

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Blu raises an eyebrow, “Fascinating! this is some strong anon magic, but you can relax, it isn’t mixed in, but the flavors are there.  but it hits any sweet tooth.” Blu gently pours the hot water into siegette’s cup and gives her the tea bag to start brewing. “now then,” Blu quickly searches his mind for conversation topics. “what have you been up to recently?”

Sipping the sweetened tea gingerly, she sighs and smiles. “Good tea! I like it! It’s sweet but not sickly and overpowering. And it’s got that warm cozy taste, I’m not sure how to describe it.” She blows on the tea to cool it, steam curling off the cup in wisps of ragged vapor. “Well, lately, I’ve been tinkering on Karen, my cannon. I’ve been secretly raiding Heimer’s toolbox when he’s on the Fields. There are some strange tools in that toolbox! I’ve no clue what a dinglehopper is or what it does, but it sure looks cool!”

Blu was taken back by the honesty to her secret plans.  He thought for a moment and snickered.  “Miss siegette, if you wanted to blow yourself up, you should have gone to Mister Ziggs :P you have to be careful with that.  I think I learned the hard way …” He said scratching his head, “I can’t remember much of what goes on in the field.  My memory and emotions of the events on the field are hidden from me, sort of like a wall in my mind, my father gave it to me, he said it would protect me from myself, although I ddon’t know to this day what he meant by that.”  Blu sat back against the wall with a sigh.

"Hey! You can’t complain! You don’t have have to get hextech powder out of your ride everytime he tosses a bomb at you! I’d rather just have a fast machine than an explosive one." She chuckled, pushing a stray lock of hair behind her mask. "Death by the bomb, not a fun way to go out…" She trailed off slowly.

"I don’t remember much of the Fields either. Bits and pieces really. Mostly I’m just in the shop, fixing Karen after yet another disastrous tower push. I’m still finding Icathian slime in my gears after Kog’Maw detonated right in my face!" She laughed softly, trying to lift the quickly falling mood. "I guess we could go mad, such a mindless yet bloody life. Minion Madness, they call it."

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“hehe I hear you, lemme see what I have….” Blu leans over the counter to his supply of teas and began listing a large number of teas to siegette, most of which were imported and some even sounded made up.  he paused, seeing the type of tea that was perfect. with a snicker behind his mask, he turned to siegette and asked, “tell me, what are your thoughts on cupcakes?  have they changed with your alignment? or have they not?” he pulls down a case of cupcake flavored tea.

“Cho’Gath’s Cuppa? Really?” She snorted. “Didn’t know that was a sort of tea! And is there really a brew called Orianna Oolong? Honestly, these tea names.” She laughed and settled herself against the wall again. “Ew! Cupcakes? Evil thin-” Halfway through her angry words, a puff of smoke slid out from beneath her mask. “I love cupcakes! They’re almost the best thing in the world! And if you combine that with tea, why, that would be delightful! I’ve never had cupcake tea before.” Holding out her cup eagerly, she barely manages to contain her magic-fueled excitement. 

Blu raises an eyebrow, “Fascinating! this is some strong anon magic, but you can relax, it isn’t mixed in, but the flavors are there.  but it hits any sweet tooth.” Blu gently pours the hot water into siegette’s cup and gives her the tea bag to start brewing. “now then,” Blu quickly searches his mind for conversation topics. “what have you been up to recently?”

Sipping the sweetened tea gingerly, she sighs and smiles. “Good tea! I like it! It’s sweet but not sickly and overpowering. And it’s got that warm cozy taste, I’m not sure how to describe it.” She blows on the tea to cool it, steam curling off the cup in wisps of ragged vapor. “Well, lately, I’ve been tinkering on Karen, my cannon. I’ve been secretly raiding Heimer’s toolbox when he’s on the Fields. There are some strange tools in that toolbox! I’ve no clue what a dinglehopper is or what it does, but it sure looks cool!”

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Blu chuckled again, gesturing to the tea when he notices her coughing.  He then takes a drink of the juniper tea and immediately didn’t like the taste.  coughing a little bit, he pushed the tea aside “meh not really my cup of tea,” Blu got himself a glass of water to replace the tea, “How do you like it?”

Siegette, still coughing a bit, sipped the tea. A bitter taste filled her mouth and she swallowed, grimacing a bit. “Bleech! Not at all what I expected! Got anything a bit sweeter? I’ve a bit of a sweet tooth when it comes to tea, y’know?” She put the cup on the floor and brushed some stray crumbs off her robes. “Maybe some sugar and cream?”

“hehe I hear you, lemme see what I have….” Blu leans over the counter to his supply of teas and began listing a large number of teas to siegette, most of which were imported and some even sounded made up.  he paused, seeing the type of tea that was perfect. with a snicker behind his mask, he turned to siegette and asked, “tell me, what are your thoughts on cupcakes?  have they changed with your alignment? or have they not?” he pulls down a case of cupcake flavored tea.

"Cho’Gath’s Cuppa? Really?" She snorted. "Didn’t know that was a sort of tea! And is there really a brew called Orianna Oolong? Honestly, these tea names." She laughed and settled herself against the wall again. "Ew! Cupcakes? Evil thin-" Halfway through her angry words, a puff of smoke slid out from beneath her mask. "I love cupcakes! They’re almost the best thing in the world! And if you combine that with tea, why, that would be delightful! I’ve never had cupcake tea before." Holding out her cup eagerly, she barely manages to contain her magic-fueled excitement.